OH, YEAH... COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN... SORRY... ALMOST FORGOT THE CRAZY-FAN-BLATHERING-FOOL-CRAZY-FOR-YOUR-MUSIC BIT OOOPS!!! SORRY!!! LOVE YOU AMANDA!!! REALLY REALLY DO... IN A TOTALLY GAY WAY (IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL...)
Spending all your money on me. And spending time on me.
She's got me spending...
Spending all your money on me. Upon me. On me.
...
Seriously though, what'chu gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans? Let alone all that breast, all that breast inside that shirt? (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blackeyedpeas/myhumps.html)
Follow me go shopping Me go shopping Gonna follow me go shopping Then me go shopping with you
Brooklyn and Bronx - LA to Manhattan L.A. we go dance And then we go shopping On Saturdays I took her out To the supermarket Food is in the trolley And roses in the basket I remember when I used to walk it It's impossible to carry water in a basket
Follow me go shopping Me go shopping Gonna follow me go shopping Then me go shopping with you
And now I love her so much She was smooth and never rough She use her tongue like a paint brush
Then we go shopping
Her name was Mary Mitten Soft like a kitten The diamond that she wore Makes my eye glisten I told her not to kiss him But she wouldn't listen On my back she bit and On her chest my name written Just below her nipple Her stomach filled with ripple
And follow me go shopping Me go shopping Gonna follow me go shopping Then me go shopping with you
p.s., lets go shopping on saturday, but ya gotta promise to be my best friend just cause 1: i love my guys and 2: it would be totally illegal by fifteen years! but still, Best friends! <333 hehehe.
what a surprising burst into song lyrics and chants right in the middle there... fashion inspires so many kinds of reactions....your fashion just inspires the happy, musical kind.
wait, were the snaps actually fun...or did they just say so?
either way, i like it i think it could be a good alterna/bubblegum band, with poodle skirts and side-parts... or you know, a kinky goth group. whatever tickles your fancy
I THINK A KINKY GOTH GROUP WITH POODLE SKIRTS PLAYING THE OCCASIONAL BUBBLEGUM-POP SONG WOULD BE GOOD FUN... I NEVER REALLY GOT WHETHER IT WAS FUN THAT SNAPPED 'COS IT'S NOT FLEXIBLE ENOUGH... OR IF THERE WERE SUCH A THING AS "SNAPS" THAT WERE FUN... DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL LIFE-CHANGING QUESTIONS
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AND I CALL MYSELF AN ENCLISH TEACHER... OHHH THE HUMILLIATION! ARRGHHH...
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EXCUSE ME FOR TODAY, IT'S JUST THE WAY THE MEDICATION MAKES ME
You know, if you ever need into a bind as to what to do with all those shirts I'd be more than happy to take them off your hands. They are way too cool...
Ooooh! i didn't even think of fun snapping. i like that much better than entertaining fasteners... it sends my mind wheeling just trying to picture a solid (and less-than-springy) version of fun.
whereabouts in spain, samuel? i shall be in the north(ish)west this summer.
Kate: Mallorca, Balearic Islands... To the right of Spain, to the left of Italy :P... more specifically in Palma, capital city of Spain's largest island (insert WOW here <--)
Where are you going exactly? Galicia?
Anyway, tell me all about it by e-mail if you want: samuelholden@gmail.com
And what exactly do you think Amanda would do with a penis... I mean... do you mean a penis in formaldeheid (sp?), do you mean an artificial penis (i.e. a Dildo... she's probably got one or two, everyone does, don't they?)... or do you mean a real flesh and blood penis attached to her? I can't really imagine that, but hey, it might be nice to look at...
I have to confess something that has been bothering me for a while...
So I was at Hootnanny's the other day and I saw this hilarious bag. So I thought to myself, "Bobbing, you should definietly buy this bag. This is a bag you want to show people. It doesn't matter what I wear (g-mama's knit sweater, a prisoner's orange suit,etc.), this bag will always look cool.
But I did not buy the bag. I knew I would not have enough money to get home. So I put it back on it's little shelf. All Alone.
So then, when I was on the train, I recalculated my money and I found out that I actually did have enough to buy my beautiful bag.
Irritated, I went home.
A week later I came back and my pride and joy bag was no where to be seen.
I had a simmilar problem with a T-shirt that was really cool but really expensive... I never bought it 'cos I always thought that it was too much to spend on a T... the day I decided to go and buy it, the damned thing had been sold :( THE SAME DAY!!! :(
OH PLEASE
ReplyDeleteas if you could be outspoken by that t-shirt, even if it does display your jugs rather spectacularly
Yeah lets burned grammer to the grounds who needed it any who's!!!! and proper' Pun".ctuations two
ReplyDeleteHaha, Studying be damned. This is the distraction I've been looking for.
ReplyDeletedang it, a.
ReplyDeletei was really hoping for a
brand new lengthy blog.
i like the hat 1000000000x better than the shirt. though, the shirt is rather humorous, especially on you.
I like you. :)
ReplyDeleteAll your base, are belong to us!
ReplyDeleteThat hat is fantastic.
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ReplyDeleteyou look ready to storm the malls of california :)
ReplyDeleteWhat? It's that easy?! That's 5 years of meticulous plotting and stalking down the drain!
ReplyDeletei really like this shirt and hat combination
ReplyDeletethe way you're "posed" really adds to it all. :]
i really hate Tuesdays, but this practically being the first thing i read? today might be alright. c:
ReplyDeleteMUST IT BE PRADA & GUCCI OR WILL THE DOZEN A DOLLAR OUTLET DO?
ReplyDeleteOH, YEAH... COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN COME TO SPAIN... SORRY... ALMOST FORGOT THE CRAZY-FAN-BLATHERING-FOOL-CRAZY-FOR-YOUR-MUSIC BIT OOOPS!!! SORRY!!! LOVE YOU AMANDA!!! REALLY REALLY DO... IN A TOTALLY GAY WAY (IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL...)
ReplyDelete*swoons* GREAT! Where shall we shop first? :)
ReplyDeletethis is one of my favorite parts of adulthood - being allowed to dress in any ridiculous fashion we see fit.
ReplyDeleteHot. *grin* Especially the hat.
ReplyDeleteAparment cleaning is something that sound rather dreadful for me... But you do look really nice in that t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteShe's got me spending...
ReplyDeleteSpending all your money on me. And spending time on me.
She's got me spending...
Spending all your money on me. Upon me. On me.
...
Seriously though, what'chu gonna do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans? Let alone all that breast, all that breast inside that shirt?
(http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blackeyedpeas/myhumps.html)
...
My god, it's all come back to Fergie Ferg.
(P.S. Hat is fucking sweet)
Follow me go shopping
ReplyDeleteMe go shopping
Gonna follow me go shopping
Then me go shopping with you
Brooklyn and Bronx - LA to Manhattan
L.A. we go dance
And then we go shopping
On Saturdays I took her out
To the supermarket
Food is in the trolley
And roses in the basket
I remember when I used to walk it
It's impossible to carry water in a basket
Follow me go shopping
Me go shopping
Gonna follow me go shopping
Then me go shopping with you
And now I love her so much
She was smooth and never rough
She use her tongue like a paint brush
Then we go shopping
Her name was Mary Mitten
Soft like a kitten
The diamond that she wore
Makes my eye glisten
I told her not to kiss him
But she wouldn't listen
On my back she bit and
On her chest my name written
Just below her nipple
Her stomach filled with ripple
And follow me go shopping
Me go shopping
Gonna follow me go shopping
Then me go shopping with you
GO SHOPPING - BRAN VAN 3000
We're shopping
ReplyDeleteWe're shopping
We're S-H-O-PP-I-N-G, we're shopping
We're S-H-O-PP-I-N-G, we're shopping
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah
Ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah
We're S-H-O-PP-I-N-G, we're shopping
We're S-H-O-PP-I-N-G, we're shopping
SHOPPING - PET SHOP BOYS
IF I'D HAD TITS AND BEEN BORN IN THE 70's I'D HAVE HAD BAD HAIR AND SHOULDER PADS IN THE 80's... BUT I'D HAVE HAD LOTS OF LOTS OF SEX TOO ;)
give me that hat and i'm YOUR girlfriend???
ReplyDeleteit's been so long amanda...
ReplyDeletebut at least you posted a picture of your wonderful self.
This picture, for a few reasons, strikes me as the female answer to David Bowie. You are the modern day Thin White Duke. Only far sexier.
ReplyDeleteSmashing.
Just, for the love of fuck, don't churn out shit like "Never Let Me Down" or "Tonight".
cripes I'd be happy if that was in my mess of a shoebox.
ReplyDeleteFour Minutes
It's a movie...not a pair of uggs or a rick roll.
Lovely, Amanda! xD
ReplyDeleteIf it were onnly that easy, I'd take you shopping anywhere in the world you'd want to go!
ReplyDeletep.s., lets go shopping on saturday, but ya gotta promise to be my best friend just cause 1: i love my guys and 2: it would be totally illegal by fifteen years! but still, Best friends! <333 hehehe.
ReplyDeletei'll take you around all the wonderful crazy shops of k rd when you come back down to auckland.
ReplyDeleteand i concur with all the praise for the hat. there's something fabulous about hats in general and that one is the crowning glory.
oh lordy. pardon that hideous pun.
Why don't YOU take ME shopping?
ReplyDeleteThere is no way a T-shirt is more eloquent than you, but add me to the "if it's that easy, yes, of course I'll take you shopping" contingent.
ReplyDelete:-) haha that is great, i think the hat makes it work.
ReplyDeletebuying you an ice cream would do? because, you know, i'm kind of short of money right now....
ReplyDeletewhat a surprising burst into song lyrics and chants right in the middle there...
ReplyDeletefashion inspires so many kinds of reactions....your fashion just inspires the happy, musical kind.
mad props
MAD PROPS... I LIKE THE IDEA... GOOD NAME FOR A BAND... SORT OF LIKE "FUN SNAPS" (SOMETHING I HAD ON A FITTED CAP ONCE).
ReplyDeletewait, were the snaps actually fun...or did they just say so?
ReplyDeleteeither way, i like it
i think it could be a good alterna/bubblegum band, with poodle skirts and side-parts...
or you know, a kinky goth group. whatever tickles your fancy
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ReplyDeleteRENEWED GRAMMAR FUCKING! EDITED:
ReplyDeleteI THINK A KINKY GOTH GROUP WITH POODLE SKIRTS PLAYING THE OCCASIONAL BUBBLEGUM-POP SONG WOULD BE GOOD FUN... I NEVER REALLY GOT WHETHER IT WAS FUN THAT SNAPPED 'COS IT'S NOT FLEXIBLE ENOUGH... OR IF THERE WERE SUCH A THING AS "SNAPS" THAT WERE FUN... DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL LIFE-CHANGING QUESTIONS
---
AND I CALL MYSELF AN ENCLISH TEACHER... OHHH THE HUMILLIATION! ARRGHHH...
---
EXCUSE ME FOR TODAY, IT'S JUST THE WAY THE MEDICATION MAKES ME
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I'M CUDDLY REALLY... LIKE A FURBY
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LOVE FROM SPAIN!
SAMUEL
I love your shirts
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you ever need into a bind as to what to do with all those shirts I'd be more than happy to take them off your hands. They are way too cool...
I can imagine Brian just off-camera left buried in shopping bags and boxes, peeking out from underneath and looking piteously at the cameraman.
ReplyDeleteOoooh! i didn't even think of fun snapping. i like that much better than entertaining fasteners... it sends my mind wheeling just trying to picture a solid (and less-than-springy) version of fun.
ReplyDeletewhereabouts in spain, samuel? i shall be in the north(ish)west this summer.
bisous for everyone
kate
Kate: Mallorca, Balearic Islands... To the right of Spain, to the left of Italy :P... more specifically in Palma, capital city of Spain's largest island (insert WOW here <--)
ReplyDeleteWhere are you going exactly? Galicia?
Anyway, tell me all about it by e-mail if you want: samuelholden@gmail.com
Besos desde España :)
Baby, I have a new Amex just waiting to be broken in... but you gotta wear the hat & shirt!
ReplyDeletealso, you should cover billy idol's "eyes without a face". i think that would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly do you think Amanda would do with a penis... I mean... do you mean a penis in formaldeheid (sp?), do you mean an artificial penis (i.e. a Dildo... she's probably got one or two, everyone does, don't they?)... or do you mean a real flesh and blood penis attached to her? I can't really imagine that, but hey, it might be nice to look at...
ReplyDeleteI have to confess something that has been bothering me for a while...
ReplyDeleteSo I was at Hootnanny's the other day and I saw this hilarious bag. So I thought to myself, "Bobbing, you should definietly buy this bag. This is a bag you want to show people. It doesn't matter what I wear (g-mama's knit sweater, a prisoner's orange suit,etc.), this bag will always look cool.
But I did not buy the bag. I knew I would not have enough money to get home. So I put it back on it's little shelf. All Alone.
So then, when I was on the train, I recalculated my money and I found out that I actually did have enough to buy my beautiful bag.
Irritated, I went home.
A week later I came back and my pride and joy bag was no where to be seen.
And now I am sad.
:(
bobbing: it really sucks when that happens :(
ReplyDeleteI had a simmilar problem with a T-shirt that was really cool but really expensive... I never bought it 'cos I always thought that it was too much to spend on a T... the day I decided to go and buy it, the damned thing had been sold :( THE SAME DAY!!! :(
empathies, bobbing and s.!
ReplyDeletemaybe you'll find something equally cool and actually cheaper!
i'm thinking i'm gonna have to take you shopping
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteWill you ever come back to Portugal??? I really like you and your songs.
I agree with Amanda, that hat is sexy.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!! It's my birthday, too! Yay!
ReplyDelete